Naruto's picnic craze!

Author: Phinix

One very hot day in Konoha. Naruto felt very bored and annoyed because he hadn't had a mission for a week and every body had been on one. Naruto decided to go to Tsunade and ask her if there were any missions! When he arrived she was on the floor shouting unrecognizable words and on here desk were many bottles of saki. Naruto called out her name and a grown was replied. When he went to the other side of the desk she was totally drunk, there was drool and saki stains on the floor, as Naruto attempted to ask if there were any missions for him she looked at him and passed out, he then heard snoring and gave up.

As he walked through the streets of Konoha he realized the one thing that would make him happy… RAMEN! He quickly raced towards the ramen shop, in his head he was thinking of how great it will be. Welcomed by a hot bowl of ramen with extra egg and it being on the house. He arrived in front of the shop, there was a sign saying "closed, on account of the heat". Naruto screamed and went down on his knees, and started to cry in his mind.

So, as he walked back to his home sobbing and moaning he saw that all the shops had the same sign as the ramen shop. When he got home he lay on his bed thinking of what to do (train, walk around, hang out with sakura)? He couldn't make up his mind. He looked out his window in to the forest, then it came to him, there was a big tree in the middle of the forest that had shade, which would be a perfect place for a picnic, it was the only tree in the whole forest that would offer a cool breeze.

Naruto then made invitations and using his ninja abilities send all of them to his friends, he send them to sakura, Ino, Tsunami, chouji, Kakashi, Tsunade, Jariya and frog bosses son. He asked all of them to bring something to eat! Naruto jumped to his food supply with energy, he open his cupboard and his face changed to mischief, he then tried to think when last he looked in this cupboard, he remembered that he always ate out so he never really ate at home, he found a cheese that they stopped making three years ago! He decided that since he invited every body he doesn't need to bring anything.

Naruto raced to the tree. When he arrived no one was there, he thought he must have gone so fast that no one had arrived yet, so he sat down on the tree up side down using his chakra. He waited thirty minutes and started to get annoyed. Just as he was about to go, sakura and Ino arrived they were carrying a basket filled with food and they had brought a blanket to put out on the ground, Naruto was so happy that sakura had come, as they walked to wards him he jumped down and leaped into her arms, just before he reached her she put her foot in his face and punched him, and in her mind saying "Naruto, you pervert, don't become like Jariya ".

They had placed the blanked on the ground, after they had done that the rest arrived all together with masses of food, Naruto's mouth started to water, once they had set all the food under this huge tree in the shade, Naruto was just about to dive in, when he was stopped by Tsunade, she asked him what he had brought to the picnic, he said that well because he organized it he did not need to bring anything, the other shook there head at him and they decided that he must eat last. Naruto hadn't eaten all day and his stomach grumbled. On the blanked they're where many foods from fish to ramen to rice balls to sandwiches. Naruto's eyes sparkled with all of this infront of him. After all of them had, had something to eat they agreed Naruto could eat, just before Naruto grabbed a rice ball, out of the forest came, Orochimaru! Everybody took there fighting position except Tsunade who was still drunk, she lay on the floor telling every body to relax and sit down, she told Orochimaru that this was not his scene in the bright of day, he normally comes out when it is dark, she asked him why he was there, he replied and said that all of his food has gone off because of the heat, he asked to come and join them to eat. Tsunade pondered for a while and agreed for him to eat.

He came down to sit and before he grabbed a rice ball Tsunade said to him "no I'll get that for you" as she picked it up, in her hand was a poison to kill him, but because she was still half drunk she by mistake added a laxative. She gave it to him; he ate some of it. After a minute his stomach grumbled and he did not look to well, Tsunade said to him you don't look to well, Orochimaru! as he sat there in silence with the others, there was a loud farting noise and the sound off his stomach being upset, he made a huge fart and all the others laughed at him, he got up and ran away, as he ran away he farted. The other s were laughing so much that their stomach hurt as well.

Once they were all back to normal and Tsunade was almost back to normal, they said "alright, everybody lets eat" they all dived in to eat like savages, Naruto got hit back and when he got up to get food there was nothing left not even a little crumb all of there stomached were bulging from all the food, naruto's stomached moaned and they all laughed and fell asleep under the tree, Naruto passed out from his hunger. And so that ended the day of the heat wave and naruto's hunger.