Naruto and Gaara

Author: xtremeliquid

Naruto: Hey, Gaara!
Gaara: Shh, shut it, Naruto.
Naruto: Huh? What?
Gaara: Dude, I said shh. I'm playing with my teddy bear.
Naruto: Uh...what are you talking about?
Gaara: Homie, just be quiet and let me play in peace. Go play with your fox or something.
Naruto: Oh hell no, homeslice. Well, we're currently in an argument. The fox told me he didn't like my hair so I got mad. Well, it's not like I like his freaking eyes. Scarrrryyy...
Gaara: Damn it, Naruto! Shut the hell up, let me play alone.
Naruto: Can...I play?
Gaara: No, make up with your fox.
Naruto: But he said my hair wasn't cool. Come on, Gaara! Doesn't my hair look cool? Touch it, touch it! It's blond!
Gaara: Dude, my hair is red. In my opinion, it symbolizes the blood and the people I've killed in the past with my insane powers. Oh yeah, also...it's red because of my love for this teddy bear! Yay! Now, kid! Get out!
Naruto: Dude, I will kick your butt with my best shot.
Gaara: Come at me with your best shot, homie.
Naruto: Well, I want my shots to be stronger and bigger. Without my fox, it's hopeless. Nooooo!
*Naruto sings a song*
OOOOH, red fox. You're so beautiful to me. With your evil eyes, it makes me fly...away from this world. I mean, don't you like my hair? I mean, it isn't such a scare, but please let's be fair, it's pretty well taken cared. Look at you, you don't even take care of your hair. Your hair can't be as perfect as mines, blond and beautiful with a spice of spikes. I ju...
Gaara: Damn it, Naruto! Your hair sucks, now get the hell out of my house.
Naruto: Oh hell no, you've done it now! Let's go one on one.
Gaara: Fine.
*Naruto and Gaara fights* *Naruto wins.*
Naruto: Aw, dude. Come on.
Gaara: Hell no, that's it. I have to tell you this. The reason the fox left you...is because...he liked my hair better:.
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.