The Bad Decision

Author: Dragonwind

"Okay as my first "official" law as Hokage I announce Ramen Tuesdays!" "Are you sure this is a wise decision Lord Hokage?" "Of course,I am Lord Hokage,Lord Hokage Naruto!!" "That's the tenth time you said that Lord Hokage I think we get." "I don't pay you to think!" "Um,so what do you want me to do?" "NOT THINK!" "Okay,but if you think you're going to decide all the "important" things in the village you've got another thing coming." "Hmm... "important" things,huh?" "Yes,important." "Oooh!You mean like Ramen Tuesdays right?" "Uh,no." "YES!" Then the old,yet wise counselor left and disaster fell to all the citizens of Konohagukre(yes,Tora too.)2 years later"AAAAHHH!!" "Now remember kids,Ramen rules all!!!" "Whatever you say Hokage." "Now that's a good Konohamaru." "Okay Shodaime,we must save our precious village!" "Hey where'd you come from?!I thought you were dead?!" "Oh,yeah we are,but Orochimaru summoned us again,he said something about a block party as he skipped off merrily to his "soft,fluffy,pink house" oh,yeah,he also said boys only." "Okay let's go!" Later at the block party "Okay everybody here?I'm going to begin roll-call,everybody!Kabuto?" "here." "Sasuke?" "here" "Naruto?" "here,and it's Lord Hokage Naruto who rules over all to you." "Okay,Itachi?" "Here,oh and I brought the nail polish like you asked!" "Yay!Shodaime?" "Here." "Nidaime?" "Here." "Sandaime?" "Here." "Yondaime?" Here." "Kisame?" "here." "Kimmimaro?" "Here." "Zetsu?" "Here." "Sasori?" "Here." "Deidera,who,yes is actually a guy?" "Here" "Zabuza?" "Here." "Haku?" "Here." "Rock Lee?" "Here." "Gai?" "Here." "Kakashi?" "Here." "Obito?" "Here."

Then the list went on,and on till he finally finished"And,last but not least Sakumo." "Ugh,finally,and here." "Now let's start the block party!" "Um,Orochimaru,your list went on through the next two weeks." "So,whats your point?" "I- oh forget it,just start the block party." "OKAAYY!!" "SO,ITACHI,HOW DO LIKE THE MUSIC?!IT'S GREAT!A GREAT RHYTHM YOU CAN DANCE TO IT,I LIKE IT ALOT,NO,REALLY I MEAN IT!" "GOOD,GOOD,I LIKE IT TOO IT'S GOOD,KABUTO PICKED IT OUT."STARRY-EYED SUPRISE MY FAVORITE!" "COOL,I LIKE THAT SONG TO ESPECIALLY THE LYRICS!Okay now that the party's over you can all go home!No really I mean it GO HOME!Okay geez you don't have to tell me twice bye Orochimaru." "Remember Sasuke I'll be seeing you next week,remember?For tea and crumpets in my completely disturbing and pink room,remember?" "Oh,yeah I love Jiroubou's crumpets,they're so light and fluffy!See you next week Orochimaru!